Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Awkward moment when someone u hate comments on ur status and u dont reply to them but u do to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the hell isn't my instagram working? I have an awesome photo of my too I need to share with the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The use of the Internet, the use of Twitter, the way protest movements developed... This is a different world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A word of brotherly advice: dont broadcast your personal family issues on social media. It will only show how weak and insecure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's really crazy to me how so many people just try so hard to put on for the social media world! So… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've got a problem with me, tell me. Don't go putting it around on Facebook and then expect me to know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Learn more about Marcus Phillips, CTO and Head of Instruction at Hack Reactor Learn more about Hack Reactor. Learn more about the Twitter Chat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you only recognize someone from Facebook creeping, but you say hey to them anyways... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is making people really think they are famous. This generation is stuck on social media and its sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A facebook is a social networking site where you can connect with current day and past friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People on Twitter seem like much better friends than the kids I know I'm real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holy Shit! That picture that Abby posted got over 700 likes! That is awesome! I didn't know so many people were activ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, its complicated? Really? What did he do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people make their facebook statuses like its their diary... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people post sheer nonsense on Social Media without even checking their facts. Wish they learned to read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It sucks when logging into facebook and there is no notification, no messages, no friend requests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never knew liking somebody status on facebook ment you had to know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping is pretty bad but once you've creeped your own profile. Time to put the phone down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're planning on ditching someone don't post things on Facebook that you are hanging with someone else...dumb. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait for the one who makes you want to put stupid quotes on black and white stock photos and post them on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram filters can only do so much. People go on like it gives you new weave and white teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
