LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you cansee if they're prettier than you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you man crush monday your boyfriend my finger will accidentally hit the unfollow button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social Networks let people take the easy way out. Why vent to the people that you really have a problem with when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is now basically like watching a long series of commercials while my high school friends try to show me pictures of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg was the owner of the Facebook Steve Jobs was the owner of Dell AND I was the owner of right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst kind of peer pressure? That like for Jesus or scroll for Satan, I mean I dont have to like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When they say 'There's plenty of other fish in the sea' they mean catfish in the river of Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't post on facebook about sluts, everyone might think your talking about yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep telling myself I need a break from social networks...but here we are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*The All Time Topic On Facebook Love... *Fuck You An Your 2 Week Relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the only social network where by relationship can be ruined easily — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's annoying on Facebook when people have random things in between their first and last names. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust and commitment is like pushing a door that says PULL. It just won't work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't realize that there were so many illiterate people until I made a Twitter...Stay in school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes to love one's highly alienating social media platform is to suffer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys use the word friendship to start a relationship. Girls use the word friendship to end it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Hoes, you dont need over 500 facebook friends, your not gonna get some over the interent. Kay? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
