I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre helping a friend setup google + and they drag you into acquaintances. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is much like a facebook,people will like your your problems and comment but no one gonna solve them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It Is Not Important To have Long Friend List On Facebook and WhatsApp...But It is Important To Have at least One Friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Basically sub-tweeting is calling someone out without actually directing it towards them but they know you're talking about them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has no phone but I talk to him, He has no facebook but he is still my friend, He does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ME Without YOU!! Its Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Videos Movies without Music And Google With No Results — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are people on twitter always so angry? Always dissin somebody or saying something so negative. Stop being mad at world and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying 'Its Complicated' on your Facebook Relationship status, basically means you're gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the window where couples admire the singles... and where the singles envy the lovers... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when some guy post something on your photo and you think hes either looking at my page or pictures? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if there was a notification that said, your crush is viewing your profile now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So are we even still friends? Because I saw you don't follow me on Instagram... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkward thing about interracial relationships is choosing an Instagram filter that suits both your complexions... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I barely recognized Megan Fox in my last tweet. She's changed so much from her younger days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a relationship status saying; 'Friends with benefits' since that's all anyone is anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
