In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I don’t have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And that’s when it all went wrong for Mr. Gryle, because Stanley had one of his Little Moments.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When you’ve had hatred on your tongue for such a long time, you don’t know how to spit it out.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
This was the definition of eternity; it was the space of time devised by the Great God Om to ensure that everyone… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They shared a moment of silence as Nobby ran this image in the cinema of his imagination and hastily consigned much of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins.* * Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
First of all you are a writer, a writer is what you are, so it doesn't actually stop the moment you leave… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Rincewind rather enjoyed times like this. They convinced him that he wasn’t mad because, if he was mad, that left no word… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Winder's mind felt even fuzzier than it had done over the past few years, but he was certain about cake. He'd been… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“For a moment the rank felt as though they had just returned from single-handedly conquering a distant province. They felt, in fact,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?” he said. “I seen her oout walkin’, an’ when… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There should be a word for that brief period just after waking when the mind is full of warm pink nothing. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You could say to the universe, this is not fair. And the universe would say: Oh, isn´t it? Sorry. You could save… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
At some time in the recent past someone had decided to brighten the ancient corridors of the University by painting them, having… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This was not the time to say “I don’t know.” The brothers had begging, hungry looks, like dogs waiting to be fed.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I expect everything will turn out all right in the end,' said Twoflower. Rincewind looked at him. remarks like that always threw… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That is because you don't yet know how to deal with time," said Wen. "But I will teach you to deal with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vargo climbed in, twisted and turned a few times to get comfortable on the pillow, then pulled the lid down and latched… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A witch didn't do things because they seemed a good idea at the time! That was practically cackling. You had to deal… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
