“Then she turned, punched me in the arm, and ran in her bunk.” I said with a straight face.” — Phil Wohl Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face. — Xzibit Copy Share Image
I swear you think you know someone but damn they lie straight to your face for real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A jealous man is poisonous but don't compare him with a jealous woman cause she will really poison u! *straight face*à — Maureen Renfro Copy Share Image
It took me a while to affirm the fact that I'm actually a really good writer. I couldn't even call myself a… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
Sometimes I definitely crack up in the ring. If I tried to consciously go in there and keep a straight face, I'm… — Big Cass Copy Share Image
“The image of Mac standing in front of a selection of penises, like a witness picking a criminal out of a line-up,… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
No one in their right mind can say to me with a straight face that the Patriot Act has not aggregated the… — Peter Camejo Copy Share Image
I did realise that when you talk with a straight face, you come across as someone bolder than somebody who bats her… — Shraddha Srinath Copy Share Image
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
“How in the world had she gazed upon the man and maintained a straight face while holding him at knifepoint? He’d been… — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
“No self-respecting wolf would eat a rodent - though we might've been able to use your teeth as decorations," Andrew said with… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities,… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
In the end, all that time I spent in the 'Star Wars' universe fostered galaxies of creativity and made me a better… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I still get star-struck by people like Harrison Ford, but I think it's become more natural and more a part of my… — Asa Butterfield Copy Share Image
Because Scientology is perceived and conceived by Scientologists as being this salvation for mankind, you can have people that lie with a… — Mike Rinder Copy Share Image
“You know,' Wraith muttered, 'life was a lot easier when we hated all humans and didn't give a shit what happened to… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a… — Richard Neal Copy Share Image
“Why aren’t we going now?” “You know why.” He tightened his hold on her ankle and tugged her closer, rolling over onto… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“I hope I redeemed myself with the whole dancing-sex comparison.” “I suppose there were a couple of notable similarities,” I observed, holding… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked way with her.” “I know,” muses… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Rosethorn had gone to her room the moment Niko started to cough. Now she returned with her syrup and a firm look… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“So what do you do for a living?” Ellie asked Braydon. I though she knew Bray was a model, or maybe she… — Kendall Ryan Copy Share Image
The intelligence community, in particular the FBI, have been sounding alarms about this for more than a year. So to argue that… — Angus King Copy Share Image
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“But even as he reached out to cup he face he heard an angry buzzing, and a huge black bee dive-bombed him… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Because we’ve been lied to and lied to, and it hurts to be lied to. It’s ultimately just about that complicated: it… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“I got a demerit, professor." There was a kind of naughty amusement in her eyes that I found myself really liking. I… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“We should get back,” she said softly. “It’ll be getting dark soon. And I’m tired.” Brimming with the energy of youth, Swift… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“A typical Virgin airline employee is the sort of person who will joke with passengers and smile, not just nod their head… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“You can’t be in here.” Ian stated it as a fact. Sam sank back onto the bed. He was definitely growing stronger,… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
