You know you've got it bad when he stares at you, not saying anything or smiling, and you try and keep a… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“I grind so fine, I’m practically coffee,” he says with a straight face, then busts out a grin.” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
Actually, I do have a knack of pulling things off with a straight face, guess it runs in my family. — Riya Sen Copy Share Image
I think I found it difficult though to keep a straight face when we were actually working and I wasn't supposed to… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face; honestly, I… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image
All I like is to say it straight to my face that you don't like me because I always think that yo… — Enihpesoj Copy Share Image
I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“Although 'to paint' means something like "to cause to be covered with paint," one does not 'paint a brush' when one dips… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Chloe thought madly about tiny FM radios that she could hide in her ear and pull her hair over to hide, about… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
I tend to stay in character between scenes... to be rather serious on set, but here's why, and I think people will… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“When prisoners of hope are confronted about their lack of activity and overly optimistic projections, they usually respond in a nonchalant manner.… — Mike Weinberg Copy Share Image
“Usually when people say, ‘Nothing’s wrong’, they usually just don’t want to talk about it,” I told him. “Yeah, but when they… — Not_present Copy Share Image
No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
“She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.” Christian’s mouth drops open in shock,… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Are you a Dominant, Sir?” “Yes.” A smile played at his lips. Hearing her call him that would never get old. “And… — Shayla Black Copy Share Image
“Dimity said, "I wrote him poetry!" (...) "Dimity," Sophronia said, horrified by such an admission, "you didn't give him the poetry, did… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“Because I know there is still a wonderful person inside this big grouch standing in front of me.” Jake sighed. “I’m not… — Jessie Evans Copy Share Image
“Kate makes good sausage," Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. "Oh… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“According to Mr. E., all of this was my fault,” Ryan explained. With a little too much amusement if you ask me.… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if… — John Doe Copy Share Image
“Now, take a man like Nixon, a man who is going to be President of the United States. He’s known for his… — Mae Brussell Copy Share Image
“His eyes ran over her hungrily. “I couldn’t get it out of my mind,” he said, almost to himself, “the way it… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“What’s that?” “I’ll tell you after you guess what I am.” I kept a straight face. “Rumpelstiltskin?” He rolled his eyes. “Be… — Ednah Walters Copy Share Image
“Breeze raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. "I see my period of intellectual respite has come to an end." Ham… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
The current budget that the Republicans are looking at never balances. How can that be fiscally responsible? And how can we look… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“Well, even if she does get her way, we can keep it small. Just us. Emmett can get a clerical license off… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
British diplomats, constantly exposed to American political-ethical rhetoric, find their professional skills tested to the limits by the need to keep a… — Conor Cruise O'Brien Copy Share Image
“ It was very hard to keep a straight face when I had seen a glimpse of her ‘oh-so-propah’ husband in pink women’s… — Tyra Lynn Copy Share Image
“the ability to sell, which is usually nothing more than a talent for hype and keeping a straight face as you demand… — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk that's paid off immensely. In retrospect, committing… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
You can't have Rosie on The View and Elton John packing Mom and Pop in at Caesars Palace and gay people all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“I watch the man place the collar on Tuck and tighten it so much that I worry he's not getting enough oxygen.… — Kaitlyn Deann Copy Share Image
