When people lie straight to your face, especially when you know the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not that cool with people who lie straight to my face multiple times. — Eva Marie Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Straight on, my face is quite symmetrical, but despite all that people seem to think I've got a gloomy appearance. — Jean Marsh Copy Share Image
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
“His straight face was disrupted by a smile that disappeared almost as quickly as a box of chocolates in my kitchen.” — Katherine Bayless Copy Share Image
Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When people warned me there would be long periods out of work if I became an actor, I couldn't keep a straight… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
“Even before phones and e-mail this county could spread a story faster than a hooker could spread K-Y Jelly," Tessa added with… — Linda McMaken Copy Share Image
“Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Some of these people think the universe is five thousand years old, and they say it with a straight face. If somebody… — James Carville Copy Share Image
“It's actually the fourth,' I say, 'if you count getting fired from CopyMax.' 'Which we do not.' Jo slit-eyes me. She scoops… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
I haven't had to do too many, or many explicit ones. Everybody feels weird, and everybody is trying to tiptoe around and… — Gretchen Mol Copy Share Image
If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“We must sober up and admit that too many of the Republicans and the Democrats have played us, lied to us and… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The answer is for all of us to create our own systems, our own ideas, because vibrant independent ideas will trump this… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
“Lunch looks grand, Meg. You’ve really outdone yourself,” James commented, loading his plate. He frowned down at an escaping carrot extending precariously… — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
“But you never said anything! Not one frigging word, Lara Jean!” Automatically I say, “Don’t say ‘frig.’ ” “Not one frigging word,” Kitty… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.” Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“In a culture that is becoming ever more story-stupid, in which a representative of the Coca-Cola company can, with a straight face,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Sam laughed. "One of these days you're going to forget your lines and have to thribble, and it's going to come out… — Gary L. Blackwood Copy Share Image
“Yeah whatever," Andrew said impatiently. "He came back to the room that night and kept talking about this girl he'd seen at… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
“You said she works at an ice-cream shop around here, right?” He made a big show of wiping the sweat off his… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Knew it from the start, nah somethin wasn't right/ Felt somethin different when I looked into your eyes/ Things change, re-arrange, won't… — Tactics Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“But even as he reached out to cup he face he heard an angry buzzing, and a huge black bee dive-bombed him… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Because we’ve been lied to and lied to, and it hurts to be lied to. It’s ultimately just about that complicated: it… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“What happened?” Violet asked Jay, when Mike went to join the girls in the kitchen, giving them a moment alone in front… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Winter? Everything all right?” “I can’t go there,” Winter said. “Why not?” Qibli asked, startled. “It’s cursed.” Winter waved a talon at… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
