I hate it when people call me beautiful and they lying straight to my face — Crystal Copy Share Image
I can't honestly say with a straight face that every Avenged Sevenfold album is my favorite. — Zacky Vengeance Copy Share Image
I was always the first one to break. I'll admit it. I couldn't keep a straight face. — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours. — X. J. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Those moments when you try to do a backflip off your bed, and land straight on your face ._. — Patience Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower. — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
“It’s a remarkable experience to ask yourself identity-crisis questions from a comic book movie with a mostly straight face, but I don’t… — Jonathan Talat Phillips Copy Share Image
“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole!… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer. Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“One time her father told her Shakespeare was really an Arab. 'Just look at his name: It's an Anglicization of Sheikh Zubayr,'… — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
“How could I ask for “horse” with a straight face? And, if I were doing heroin, then I’d be a depressed teenager… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“But I had learned deceptions could be uttered with a straight face, a warm smile might conceal malice, and that the most… — Sue Lynn Tan Copy Share Image
“The image of Mac standing in front of a selection of penises, like a witness picking a criminal out of a line-up,… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
It took me a while to affirm the fact that I'm actually a really good writer. I couldn't even call myself a… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
“If you've taken a photo with your camera's pop-up flash, you're probably wondering how camera manufacturers list pop-up flash as a feature… — Scott Kelby Copy Share Image
“Once you confessed to someone that you had been very depressed when dining with her several months earlier. She was stunned, discovering… — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
“Oh, you are a little ray of sunshine today, aren’t you? Now, look at your progesterone levels. Still higher than normal. Are… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say “dig” with… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
I have long said there are three distinct groups under the GOP's tent: theological warriors, who want to impose their social views… — Eliot Spitzer Copy Share Image
Obviously, many will feel that having a cleaner means I can't talk about being working class with a straight face. I would… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
I don't think I could, with a straight face, describe myself as a completely positive person, but I'm not overly negative, either.… — James Lasdun Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Sadie was still a kite. "You can turn back now," I told her. She tilted her head and regarded me quizically. She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Get me some Midol, all right?" Benjamin all but choked. Leon studies the ceiling with a great deal of interest, a smile… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Further, Dr. Gold said with a straight face, the pill at optimum dosage could have the side effect of impotence. Until that… — William Styron Copy Share Image
“This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked way with her.” “I know,” muses… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“How about I take you to my studio? Much less dangerous. Plus, I need a model and you could sit for me."… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“Why aren’t we going now?” “You know why.” He tightened his hold on her ankle and tugged her closer, rolling over onto… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“A small container of Rocky Road lands on the counter next to me. “I figured Rocky Road was appropriate to pave the… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“There," he said, admiring his own handiwork. "Good as new." Violet glanced at the ridiculously huge Band-Aids on her knees and looked… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I sat in the passenger seat of the squad car, laughing at the look on Noah’s face. “She tried man, she did.… — C.A. Harms Copy Share Image
“...while epic fantasy is based on the fairy tale of the just war, that’s not one you’ll find in Grimm or Disney,… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“And how old are you, Miss Beckett?” “Seventeen.” “What!” There is no way she’s seventeen. I inspect her face, studying it intently,… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“Everett and his mom broke up with me ,thank you very much." "You shouldn't have made out with him in his mother's… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Every week seems to bring another luxuriantly creamy envelope, the thickness of a letter-bomb, containing a complex invitation – a triumph of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“What do you want?” he growled. “I just want to talk.” I tried to keep my voice steady. “You don't have to… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
