Note to self...Never go on a cruise ship that starts with Costa! — Brody Jenner Cruise Copy Share Image
You tend to see some very interesting things when you go hiking in Malibu. — Brody Jenner Beach Copy Share Image
Driving to Vegas is awesome... Driving home From Vegas sucks. — Brody Jenner Driving Copy Share Image
So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single. — Brody Jenner Fun Copy Share Image
Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone calls? — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Once I'm satisfied and I've made enough money where I can afford to live in Malibu, because it's very expensive, I will… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me like that youve known about it for… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little world that you and Heidi have created. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
For girls, something that accentuates the curves looks sexy. It can be a dress, it can be jeans, it can be a… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like you. Were friends. Who cares. Lets go… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
A lot of times, I'm traveling or have appointments, so I don't get to work out every day, but I try to… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to get married, you wont have any sex.… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl. Actually, you know, that's gonna… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
I became super claustrophobic with Hollywood. I don't like Hollywood. I don't like what it represents. I think that Hollywood is great… — Brody Jenner Actors Copy Share Image
If a guy's talking to you at a club and you're having a long conversation, and then one of your friends comes… — Brody Jenner Attention Copy Share Image
We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I'm sitting there and you know when everybody around you is… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love ya, weve been best friends since we… — Brody Jenner Best friend Copy Share Image
I've had good sex with somebody and just kind of been afterward - "Wow." Once they started opening their mouth and showing… — Brody Jenner Fun Copy Share Image
My mother is the most incredible woman on this entire Earth, and she's so giving and loving and sweet and she always… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
I've always been a person that's totally comfortable with my sexuality and showing my affections with my guy friends. At the end… — Brody Jenner Affections Copy Share Image
She's a great kisser. I had to get a couple of kisses during the birthday episode! — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
My life is a movie set. These people, they all think this is real, but it's not. — Brody Jenner Life Copy Share Image
Watching a company develop is like watching a puppy grow. When you can watch something grow that you created - it's really… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
If I'm in Malibu driving up and down Pacific Coast Highway, my '68 Dodge Charger usually is what I like to drive. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Not much to do on the boat late night except exchange instagram creeper notes…Why do so many girls on this thing post… — Brody Jenner Late night Copy Share Image
All I care about, to be honest, is surfing. I love surfing more than anything. To me, there's nothing like that. — Brody Jenner Being honest Copy Share Image
