“I crammed six years of silence into sixty seconds, held frozen and firm with an icy stare. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them with your fingers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“On TV, I can hit the mute button and silence any moron. I wish real life came with a hush button I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I think I speak for all the mutes when I say, “Silence is equality.” I’m sure the deaf would agree too.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love has a sound, if you know what to listen for. It sounds like silence, surrounded by blindness. It’s the Helen Keller… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it matters most?" And that answer, I'm… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or the vertical dimensions of an awkward moment. Those sorts… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital letters and they are shouting at me. I’m… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hey, turn down the volume on your “How To Make Love Like Lucifer Hand Guide Volume II” audio book a little bit.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I heard God in the silence. I recognized his voice precisely because it was inaudible.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surprised if I don’t show up. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Silence is downright noisy when you’re a loud thinker like I am. Alone and quiet, it’s like a networking event in my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Seeing a brightly-colored box, I asked, What’s that? She said nothing. So I said, “Ah, so that’s what silence looks like, huh?” ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue silence. What would you say… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A jet may be perfect for breaking the speed of sound, but a brick is designed to break the speed of silence.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In exchange for my silence, I want a box of quiet. Empty—and full. That’s also how I like my morning coffee at night.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because last night I asked her a question and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a coffee cup full of jock cock. In a contact sport… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of China. And though it’s the same… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
