I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. — William Gilmore Simms Copy Share Image
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me. — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
I was blessed with 7 senses.. the last 2 are common- and humor- — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
I like Bret Easton Ellis' sense of humor. I feel like mine is sometimes similar to his. And how his characters sometimes… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe I don't have the same sense of humor. Maybe people aren't comfortable gauging a painting that way. They think that if… — Joe Bradley Copy Share Image
Tantra is only recommended for someone who has a very developed will power, a terrific sense of humor, and a sense that… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I tend to like poems that are short as well as funny. I love Joe Brainard and Aram Saroyan. And I think… — Elaine Equi Copy Share Image
My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have… — Bill Mauldin Copy Share Image
So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name… — Jerry Robinson Copy Share Image
“Life makes fools of us all sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
I have no idea what a British sensibility or a British sense of humor is. I have no concept of what that… — Frank Oz Copy Share Image
But the saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.… — Hans Urs von Balthasar Copy Share Image
His eye for detail was so impeccable, he made me realize he was listening and understanding me completely and wanted to jump… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“When you have a healthy self-esteem, qualities such as likeability, confidence, trustworthiness, compassion, sense of humor, empathy, and optimism all serve to… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“He likes you,” Miss Dove said, sounding surprised. “Yes,” Harry answered with an unhappy sigh. He had long ago accepted the fact… — Laura Lee Guhrke Copy Share Image
“. . . I still hold two truths with equal and fundamental certainty. One: the British did terrible things to the Irish.… — John Dominic Crossan Copy Share Image
“Integrity is a powerful word that derives from a specific concept. It describes a person who is integrated, blended into a whole,… — James B. Stockdale Copy Share Image
“I hadn't known this about love: that you did not need to deserve it. I thought there was a set of criteria,… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
“Frank grabbed a tourist brochure stuck under the napkin dispenser. He began to read it. Piper patted Leo’s arm, like she couldn’t… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It's my motto," said Isabelle, with a sultry smile. 'Nothing less than seven inches.' Meliorn gazed at her stonily. 'I'm talking about… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Marilla felt more embarrassed than ever. She had intended to teach Anne the childish classic, "Now I lay me down to sleep."… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
“Do not, cherie , ever think you cannot measure up to my expectations." "You might get tired teaching me things." His hand… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image