Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“He'd never been one for jokes, but of course he'd pick now to get a sense of humor.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do. — Tommy Lee Jones Copy Share Image
If the gods have no sense of humor they must weep a great deal. — Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie Copy Share Image
I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress. — Helio Castroneves Copy Share Image
People have lost their sense of humor. In former times, we constantly made jokes about different races. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
“You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it." I shrugged. "Well, now you know where… — Isabelle Glass Copy Share Image
Honest change? Honest? Has someone altered the definition of the word while my back was turned, or have you recently developed a… — Ellen Kushner Copy Share Image
I believe that singing is the key to long life, a good figure, a stable temperament, increased intelligence, new friends, super self-confidence… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor,… — Michael Kors Copy Share Image
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Lights! Lights would be very good right now! (Amanda) Since they hurt my eyes to the point I can barely see, no… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Nobody else even approaches the trumpet like [Sweets Edison] does: Never too much and always plenty. He's the greatest trumpet player to… — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Imagine if you've got the diva of all divas. If we've got to be somewhere at five or six o'clock, I tell… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
There's usually a sense of humor about all of it. It is what it is. I had two characters that were equally… — Pablo Schreiber Copy Share Image
“Dismissed like a dog. Damon groped for his jacket behind him, found it, and wished that his groping for his sense of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This is the silliest thing I've heard since the cat yoga craze a couple of years ago. I went right out and… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
Couples are often more fun and playful in the early stages of a relationship. However, this playful attitude can sometimes be forgotten… — Anne Nwakama Copy Share Image
“It seems impossible that I should be born to get so near to some things which touch the deepest strings of human… — Wallace E. Baker Copy Share Image
“She later recounted a problem she ran into getting her cows from the field to the milking shed each day because a… — Charles River Editors Copy Share Image
“The literal mind is baffled by the ironic one, demanding explanations that only intensify the joke. A vintage example, and one that… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“It was a relief for someone to explain what was wrong, what had happened. No one else, none of those doctors in… — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
“All of us - all who knew her - felt so wholesome after we cleaned ourselves on her. We were so beautiful… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“First, there is the burden of pride. The labor of self-love is a heavy one indeed. Think for yourself whether much of… — A.W. Tozer Copy Share Image
“As with most small town southerners, respectability was as much a part of my DNA as was my hair and eye color.… — Katherine Allred Copy Share Image
“Aelin's hand wavered slightly over his wound. "What's your shield made of, then?" Fenrys tried and failed to shrug. But Gavriel muttered… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image