Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The main reason I don't have friends is, I don't know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they're being sarcastic — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like messed up people, and I try to associate with them as much as I possibly can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if you're being honest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
