I'm a few minutes late to class? Please, stare at me like I just killed five people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you … I love you the most. I love you the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to write I miss you at the brick, and throw it to you. Cause I want you to know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is being sarcastic to you then you should reply in full of sarcasm. period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I had Kim Kardashians talent of not having any talent and making money out of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
