I want to write I miss you at the brick, and throw it to you. Cause I want you to know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sarcastic & I have a smart a* attitude! It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity, and I don't give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get uncomfortable when pretty people say I'm pretty because I feel like they're being sarcastic... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Break my heart some more like never before. Why you're at it, you should just stomp on it. Nobody cares about my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a good news for you. you are going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. cuz they want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
