Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment I start to care is the moment i've finally lost what little sanity i've miraculously held onto...either way,that's not good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is a brain stimulant — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
