Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man? — Aretha Franklin Copy Share Image
You are the gift I ask Santa for every Christmas. Merry Christmas to the one I love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas… — Ray Jay Kay Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
I started on the beach in Santa Barbara with my father when I was six. — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
“Creed looks like Santa barfed Christmas presents in his lap (excited and disturbed all at the same time, natch).” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Becks?” “Yes?” “Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.” “What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
Santa. Jesus. Love. The tooth fairy. Things we believe in until we're old enough to know better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The Cuban Revolutionary Government has been generous and very considerate to me and my family. I lived in Santa Clara for a… — Huey Newton Copy Share Image
I was lucky enough to realize my dream. When I was a little kid in Santa Barbara, sitting on the floor in… — Floyd Norman Copy Share Image
You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight.… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Yeah when you're in the middle of filming this movie [Bad Santa 2] it doesn't matter what you say you can think… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
My first day on set [Bad Santa 2] was with Billy [Bob Tornton] and it was a sex scene in a Christmas… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Adults trying to protect children from reality, right? And adults always trying to fill children with fantasy - the tooth fairy, Santa,… — Shane Warren Jones Copy Share Image
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
“Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I never leave the house without [my Santa hat]. In fact, I pretty much never leave my room… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side… — John C. McGinley Copy Share Image
“A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God because no one can allegedly disprove God's existence. By… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
I want to be able to let people who aren't used to seeing a Santa of color say, 'Wow, there he is.'… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there. — April Bowlby Copy Share Image
I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I have to at least get a couple weekends in where I can just be on Santa Monica beach or Malibu and… — Jake T. Austin Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
Christmas isnt about the presents, it is about coming together and celebrating the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
Santa all I want for Christmas is all the weapons of the world and all the killers behind bars! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I'll never take another picture with a mall Santa after having a cup of joe with the confirmed real big guy. — Nick Viall Copy Share Image