I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much. — Geraldine Chaplin Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. — Sharon Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place. — Mick Ralphs Copy Share Image
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
“The fact is that Santa and Satan are alter egos, brothers; they have the same origin.” — Phyllis Siefker Copy Share Image
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
I studied at UC Santa Cruz before going on to do a grad program at UCLA. Santa Cruz was like an awesome… — Aaron Koblin Copy Share Image
Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion… — James Caan Copy Share Image
You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need… — John Green Copy Share Image
We conclude that, simultaneously with the organization of the colleges, there should be at Santa Cruz an organization by disciplines, whose units… — Abraham Robinson Copy Share Image
Jesus was a white man, too. Its like we have, hes a historical figure thats a verifiable fact, as is Santa, I… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Just as there are many more Californians now to be found in the temples of Kyoto or the villages of Bali or… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
“Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual where they dress in Santa suits, take toys… — David Graeber Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days. — Cameron Dallas Copy Share Image
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
“Take it from Santa: the simple, special moments of togetherness are what create the most lasting Christmas memories.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here,… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or… — Ben Savage Copy Share Image
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen Copy Share Image
