“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
It is that bizarre thing. If I had kids, I, of course, would tell them there's Santa, but it's also just an… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Santa Cruz, California, and the whole lifestyle revolves around the beach. My parents met surfing, and… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
'Santa Sangre' is the picture I love the best, myself, because 'El Topo' and 'The Holy Mountain' I made with my head,… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My husband and I are building a 'green' house in Santa Ynez Valley. We bought 15 acres and we're going to build… — Jennie Garth Copy Share Image
It is sad that it was necessary that Santa Barbara should be the example that had to bring it to the attention… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
They always say 'Is there going to be a sequel to Bad Santa?' and you know, I mean, a long time ago… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Well, I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
“Papa told me if you ever get lost, the stars can get you home.” Jake nodded. “That’s right. Your papa was a… — Tamera Alexander Copy Share Image
I love it here in Boston and I love studying medicine. But it’s not home. Dublin is home. Being back with you… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
When I was out for the Christmas Holidays in school, I would go skiing up to the mountains and there they had… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
If somebody harbours delusions, I think that should disqualify them from office, regardless whether the delusions are religious. Letting someone who thinks… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Let's face it: most of our children believe that God is happy if they're "good for goodness' sake." We've transformed the holy,… — Elyse M. Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
This Christmas may Santa Claus get you lots and lots of gifts. May all those gifts be just want you always wanted.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live a lonely photographic life here in Santa Fe. I do see Eliot Porter occasionally, and Ansel storms through every so… — Laura Gilpin Copy Share Image
After the week at the Fillmore we flew down to L.A. to hang out and pick up whatever gigs we could. We… — Mitch Mitchell Copy Share Image
“So if there was a Santa Claus, what would you ask him for?” he asked. You, she nearly said. She’d want him… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances… — RevWingman Copy Share Image
The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
I went to the University of California, Santa Cruz for a year, which turned out to be a really vibrant, very intensive… — Tod Machover Copy Share Image
Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there… — Revilo P. Oliver Copy Share Image
For the art-historically informed, no art has truly shocked since November 19, 1971, when Chris Burden had himself shot in the arm… — Mark Kostabi Copy Share Image
They were on the set of Bad Santa, but I tried to keep the headphones away from them. My kids have seen… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the… — Holly Rayner Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost… — Benicio Del Toro Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income… — Tom Armstrong Copy Share Image
There is no a single verse in the bible that says Jesus was born on 25th of December? or says anything regarding… — AbdelGhz Copy Share Image
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and… — Jim Cantalupo Copy Share Image
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
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