“I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not… — Alfonso Soriano Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I always went to my grandmother's house in Nuremberg for Christmas. My uncle would leave the room,… — Juergen Teller Copy Share Image
The Santa Anas blew in hot from the desert, shriveling the last of the spring grass into whiskers of pale straw. Only… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
“It was a beautiful, clear Southern California kind of Christmas Eve, the kind where Santa shows up in khaki shorts and a… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have… — George Seaton Copy Share Image
We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will… — Rex Ryan Copy Share Image
As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip,… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The (campaign) ads all have the same tone - the voice is hushed and amazed when talking about The Enemy, as if… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
“Christmas of 1930 saw Santa Claus working for Coca-Cola. Before then he did not wear a suit and generally preferred to wear… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting… — Ron Hansen Copy Share Image
Radar threw his books into his locker and shut it. Then the din of conversation around us quieted just a bit as… — John Green Copy Share Image
The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time. We would go to games… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
I love Christmas! I'm not religious, but I love the trappings of the season. I love the decorations, and the music, and… — Jane Cleland Copy Share Image
I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief… — Mary Steenburgen Copy Share Image
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
"In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast.… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
Nothing will ever outshine, for me, the countless children whose eyes and imaginations I've seen light up when meeting Black Santa and… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
My connection to Santa Fe is very closely, and continuously a connection with Reid. I believe in him and his philosophy of… — Sam Abell Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Growing up in northern California has had a big influence on my love and respect for the outdoors. When I lived in… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto… — Leonard Maltin Copy Share Image
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
