Retirement Quotes · Page 23

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

— Richard Armour

The rolling contract was designed to specifically take away some of that retirement talk and retirement issue.

— David Gill

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.

— Charles Taylor Manatt

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

— David Letterman

I always said that when it was time to retire, I would know it, and I would just tip my hat to…

— Willie Stargell

It is everyone's prerogative to retire. But it's like giving up on life as far as I'm concerned.

— Roger Taylor

Retiring gives the impression that you're relieved that your job is over.

— Michael Douglas

I never think I am successful. If I am successful, then I should be retired.

— Terry Gou

I suppose you retire from trying. If you retire from trying, you think, "Maybe love will just come my way if I…

— Jane Alison

“As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A whole generation of Americans will retire in poverty instead of prosperity, because they simply are not preparing for retirement now.

— Anonymous

We have a rare and perhaps small window of opportunity to set partisan differences aside, and attempt to achieve what many in…

— Gordon Smith

Your wealth is the value of your assets - your retirement accounts, your home, the unsold stocks - minus your debts, like…

— Annie Lowrey

Since my retirement, I've spent a lot of time trying to help the School of Social Work at the University of North…

— Charles Kuralt

Even though I've reached retirement age, I still plan to work - writing my investment newsletter, speaking at conferences, publishing books, and…

— Mark Skousen

Being retired is one thing, but staying retired is another. Even when I announced my retirement, I'm sure people thought I was…

— Joe Calzaghe

The issue of the pension gap has got to become visible and important to millions of people before Washington will respond seriously.…

— Hedrick Smith

The information glut has become a ruling cliche. As all resources - from energy to information - become more abundant, the presure…

— George Gilder

I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like…

— Dolly Parton

It happens from time to time in every complex and active society, that certain persons feel the complexity and insistence as a…

— Charles Horton Cooley

When a child becomes an adult . . . the elders are fearful. And for good reason . . . not we…

— Louise J. Kaplan

The retirement of Athanasius, which ended only with the life of Constantius, was spent, for the most part, in the society of…

— Edward Gibbon

Some people say they're retired and it means they have time to do things they want to do. I have always had…

— Diane Keaton

You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and…

— George Carlin

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

— Gene Perret

Lord Tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known.

— Lord Chesterfield

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

— Betty White

I'm against retiring. The thing that keeps a man alive is having something to do.

— Colonel Sanders

“Sadly, retirement planning, in many circumstances, has become nothing more than planned procrastination.”

— Richie Norton

When you do something that you like, and you think you can keep doing it, you don't think about retiring.

— Carolina Herrera

I want to retire how I want to retire - and I have a great opportunity to do that.

— Michael Phelps

Every American must be guaranteed dignity and independence in their retirement.

— Jan Schakowsky

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

— Mark Roberts

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!

— Groucho Marx

At retirement, switching from "I must" to "I want" leaves me puzzled and uneasy.

— Mason Cooley

Its harder for people to seek retirement from themselves than from the law

— Seneca the Younger

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.

— Elizabeth Janeway

I wish I could say farewell and retire but there is nothing for me to retire from.

— Tommy Chong

Like the truth, retirement can set you free. Or, like work, retirement can imprison you.

— Ernie J Zelinski