Retirement Quotes · Page 24

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

— Graham Norton

“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.

— David Letterman

The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and that the true teacher is a learner.

— Elbert Hubbard

I see retirement as just another of these reinventions, another chance to do new things and be a new version of myself.

— Walt Mossberg

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

— Anonymous

I think one of the worst things to ever happen to American man is that he was told he was going to…

— Lorne Greene

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.

— Anonymous

As long as I'm still able to have a hit on the radio and sell a few albums and some tickets, I…

— Alan Jackson

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which…

— Douglas Adams

Retire into yourself as much as possible. Associate with people who are likely to improve you. Welcome those whom you are capable…

— Seneca the Younger

Going through chemo is like investing money in a retirement account. You feel the hit right now, but later in life you…

— Regina Brett

“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Other things may be seized by might, or purchased with money, but knowledge is to be gained only by study, and study…

— Samuel Johnson

There is no real teacher who in practice does not believe in the existence of the soul, or in a magic that…

— Allan Bloom

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

— David Letterman

It is estimated that raising the retirement age to 70 would cut the shortfall by about 36%. But this proposal has some…

— Steve Israel

Retiring isn't even a word I'd understand. Taking what makes you feel alive, and everyone's looking for ways of making them feel…

— Anita Roddick

At Cornell University, it was well known that after five years on Wall Street, you could expect to be making half a…

— Philipp Meyer

If you do not have at least an eight-month emergency fund, and you think there's a probability you could loose your job…

— Suze Orman

To those state and local government employees who care deeply about this issue, let me be crystal clear: Under my watch, your…

— Kim Reynolds

Our society has changed in unforeseeable ways since Social Security was created. For example, we are living longer, healthier, and more productive…

— Norm Coleman

Here, the certain temple rule, this seems to me to have a certain responsibility to look after the well-being of society and…

— Dalai Lama

Too rich to be relevant to the world's poor, [Europe] attracts immigration but cannot encourage imitation. Too passive regarding international security. Too…

— Zbigniew Brzezinski

I believe that social security should be a universal retirement guarantee and not means tested.

— Steve Israel

There's no point in retiring because there's no fun in retiring.

— Robin Leach

If I lose to DeLuca I will announce my retirement in the ring after.

— Kell Brook

Whether you are just entering the workforce or nearing retirement age, planning for the future is critical.

— Ron Lewis

You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!

— Norman Wisdom

For Conor McGregor, I'm coming out of retirement just to fight Conor McGregor.

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr

I'm working for the Lord, and even though the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is.

— George Foreman

If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching…

— Joan Collins

Thoughts on the Merits of Work The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I want that fifth championship. If that does not present itself, then I'm closer to retirement.

— Juan Manuel Marquez

I told myself when I really retired, I would really retire and focus all my energy on whoever is next.

— Nina Nunes

I don't think anyone should tap you on the shoulder and tell you that it's time to sit down and retire.

— Erika Jayne

Why was I considering retirement at the age of just 25? Because I really wasn't having fun on court.

— Kiki Bertens

Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.

— Anonymous

“Lobola (“bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

— Mason Cooley