Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical… — Paolo Di Canio Copy Share Image
“Life doesn't come with a remote control. If you don't like what's playing, get up and change the channel. By unknown.” — Lorelie Rozzano Copy Share Image
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington. — Arnold Kling Copy Share Image
There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I… — Lucinda Williams Copy Share Image
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“But love like that can be too big, too. It can be something you shouldn’t be trusted to hold when you’re the… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
I just need to do something new… I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“That night, Park made a tape with the Joy Division song on it, over and over again. He emptied all his handheld… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I am like a TV and remote control, because every time I turn on the TV and use the remote control my… — Menilda Echipare Copy Share Image
“certain situations, even the most rationally minded people behave in absurd and illogical ways. Nine times out of ten, a person in… — Sebastian Fitzek Copy Share Image
“When I went home…I promised myself, I would take a cool shower and I would read. After a day spent dealing with… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Love like that is what they make movies about. It’s the thing you’re supposed to want, the answer to every question, the… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I like to hide my camera and use a remote control, because then no one knows when I'm actually imprisoning their souls… — Margaret Bourke-White Copy Share Image
“A student: "I wonder why I did what I did, maybe it was an accident" A Teacher: "Everything is a mere accident.… — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“She says to me, but were we ever intimate? How intimate were we really? Sure, there were the ordinary familiarity-type things -… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“She found Diana’s room. Diana was sitting in her bed using a remote control to idly flip through the channels on the… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“I lifted the remote control, pushed the Play button, and started the video. I guess, in that moment, I also started my… — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
Instead of getting a paper and a pen, you get the video camera out, along with a chair. Youre standing on the… — Im Nothing Copy Share Image
Supporters of the war are constantly asking those who oppose it: Why don't you deplore the wrongs and atrocities committed by the… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“checked the load, and slipped it under my belt behind my right hip. “Are you supposed to be wearing a bulletproof vest,… — David Housewright Copy Share Image
So the absurdity of happiness is that it is embarrassing to discuss or even mention, impossible to define or measure, may not… — Michael Foley Copy Share Image
“The 1byone Aluminum combination open air laser Christmas projector is an exceptional contrasting option to the standard model recorded at number 1… — sktaleb Copy Share Image
“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That's all I need," I say. "Well...I need the lamp. And the astray. And the remote control. And the paddleball game. And… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“You say you've a life, but i see it as movie being directed by someone else, being edited often here and there.… — Ayan khan Copy Share Image
Play the moments pause the memories. Stop the pain rewind the happiness.wish I can hold my own remote control to do that. — Nix Copy Share Image
Don't let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind, you own the remote control. All you have to do… — Anmol Andore Copy Share Image
Every night, I'm like, 'Where's the party?' and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats… — Jennifer Damiano Copy Share Image
“You control your life by the remotes of your actions. Anytime you take actions the screen of your life changes till you… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Well...I need the lamp. And the ashtray. And the remote control. And the paddleball game. And you, Dean Holder. But that's all… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“He emptied all his handheld video games and Josh’s remote control cars, and called his grandma to tell her that all he… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
We want to continue to explore new possibilities regarding interface and interaction. We experiment different solutions to make interface an important component… — David Cage Copy Share Image
The Roman Catholic Church has the unique power of keeping remote control over human souls which have once been part of her.… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, allowing us to do things more quickly and efficiently. But too often it seems… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
Narrative Collapse is what happens when we no longer have time in which to tell a story. Remote controls and DVRs give… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Men, when will you put down the remote control, choose God, and stand up for your family? Put down the cell phone,… — Kyle Idleman Copy Share Image