“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
“It's a drone nation where everything and everyone is remotely controlled.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch, and the remote control is in the shower.”… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed,… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“The plan did not include a cozy dinner for two, followed by a movie on the couch with only a remote control… — M. Malone Copy Share Image
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up… — Shane West Copy Share Image
Obama's drone program, in fact, amounts to the largest unmanned aerial offensive ever conducted in military history: never have so few killed… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
Digital presentation is just television in public; we're all just getting together and watching TV without pointing the remote control at the… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
I believe that cinema died on the 31 September 1983 when the zapper, or the remote control, was introduced into the living… — Peter Greenaway Copy Share Image
“ Gains There is no man in the house that I have to try to make happy. There are no more arguments,… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When most people come in from work, 95 percent of them reach for the remote control. Then they read before they go… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Most Muslim women know it is fear and curiosity that cause people to stare. They know it is ignorance and stereotypes that… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
“I think the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are the remote control and the fingernail clipper. Now, if someone… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You see, the broccoli was yours and I give it back to you. The remote control is yours but I used to… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
There are days I like going out, and days I like to sit naked with the remote control on my thigh, watching… — Christopher Mintz-Plasse Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those artists that can go away for six months and tour America and have 20 producers back in… — Shura Copy Share Image
“Everything is interim. Everything is a path or a preparation for the next thing, and we never know what the next thing… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
“Jeremy is an optimist. Maybe there's something good on TV. He settles down with the remote control on one of his father's… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, some people chose to become like a television set for others, to whom they don't belong to, as they are new… — Santanu Mishra Copy Share Image
“Termite, you're young, and I'm not sure if you're going to understand what I'm about to say, but here's the nugget: Without… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
“missions. A moment later she heard the sound of the television start up. The clever little thing had worked out how to… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“Was there to be any end to the gradual improvement in the techniques and artifices used by the replicators to ensure their… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“But the biggest news that month was the departure from Apple, yet again, of its cofounder, Steve Wozniak. Wozniak was then quietly… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
People say I talk slowly. I talk in a way sometimes called laconic. The phone rings, I answer, and people ask if… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote. — Aaron Brown Copy Share Image
9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control. — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
