If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
The goodness of your true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here. — DJ Spooky Copy Share Image
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“All he ever wanted was a comfortable chair and a place in history. Well, he was robbed of one and died in… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. — James Boswell Copy Share Image
We're all well-acquainted with depression, we all know what the low moods are, but the mania was not something I knew much… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software,… — Adam Gopnik Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
One of my favourite things about country music is that, at least until recently, you could always count on a solid story,… — St. Vincent Copy Share Image
Let's say that what's out there is a narrative. Often enough, the picture plays with the question of what actually is happening.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
A pun calls the meaning of a word into question, and it upsets us tremendously. We laugh because suddenly we find out… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
The Lampoon started in 1970, and I began writing freelance for them around the end of 1971, and then all through '72.… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It's my motto," said Isabelle, with a sultry smile. 'Nothing less than seven inches.' Meliorn gazed at her stonily. 'I'm talking about… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
When we're on tour, probably we don't go 24 hours without someone asking us where we came up with the name They… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
Rhyme as an echo not a closing off of sound. Love it. I don't know where the rhymes came from. Or the… — Gregory Orr Copy Share Image
Roddenberry had his own utopian vision about he perfectibility of man, and I never really believed that. And I don’t think the… — Nicholas Meyer Copy Share Image
I used to stay up very late at night, much later than I probably should have for such a youngster, and I… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The Band was rebelling against the rebellion. The rebellion went to a place where it became too obvious, too trendy, like you… — Robbie Robertson Copy Share Image
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on… — Martin Gore Copy Share Image
“It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We used to call it the Cheque. Like, you drink it up now, you pay… — Esi Edugyan Copy Share Image
Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She challenged me for a game of Scrabble. I did not refuse. How could I? It was like she was telling me… — Dhaval Rathod Copy Share Image
![“I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/de0/terry-pratchett-19_believe_i-believe-in-reincarnation-bjorn-said-i_561839.jpg)
