But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight. — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...” — Khayri R.R. Woulfe Copy Share Image
You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun. — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I think it [Danger] showed the unity between the spirituality and love I have for Big Pun. It was overdue and I… — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
“So the Casnoffs are at Hex Hall. Probably with however many demons they've managed to create. What are they doing there? Throwing… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W.… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Disney became hated. It became one of the evil corporations. It used to be loved. They couldn't hold onto talent; they couldn't… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
“I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to Hecate, so… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
I think baseball - the baseball genre - is this mitt, to use a double pun there, to catch a whole bunch… — Rachel Griffiths Copy Share Image
The only time em bitch make a funky noise in the air...thatz when emma struck wimma fear../ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor. — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win… — Corri Wilson Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
[Big Pun] loved the fact that I could sing, everybody around us were rappers. A lot of people didn't know that Pun… — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
Delightful, tragic, gloriously elegiac and riddled with puns-Close to Hugh is just like life, only so much more beautiful for being art. — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
'Nip/Tuck' did make me very comfortable in my own skin, no pun intended. I had to be stripped down a lot, and… — Kelly Carlson Copy Share Image
For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
“The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
For liberals, the observation that 'the peasants are revolting' is a pun. For conservatives, it is cause for uncharacteristic optimism. No matter… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
Dreams, puns, elisions, plays on words and similar tricks that we ordinarily think of as frivolous, all play a surprising and somewhat… — Milton H. Erickson Copy Share Image
I never read Freud. I've never been attracted to anything he has said, and I think he's started a lot of nonsense… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with country music when I was a kid, and it's definitely had a huge influence on the way I… — Teddy Thompson Copy Share Image
Just as the witticism brings two very different real objects under one concept, the pun brings two different concepts, by the assistance… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
![“I think it [Danger] showed the unity between the spirituality and love I have for Big Pun. It was overdue and I think that was God's plan. I didn't get to create the magic with him in the studio, but it was still a blessing.” quote by Tony Sunshine](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/8ae/tony-sunshine-21877_and-love_i-think-it-danger-showed-the-unity-betwe_415011.jpg)
![“In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]” quote by Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/416/rick-riordan-27_anubis_in-person-if-possible-anubis-was-even-mo_1500260.jpg)
![“The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win the Republican nomination.” quote by Corri Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/b6c/corri-wilson-74500_donald-trump_the-man-donald-trump-seems-to-out-trump_2699230.jpg)
![“[Big Pun] loved the fact that I could sing, everybody around us were rappers. A lot of people didn't know that Pun really, really loved r&b music.” quote by Tony Sunshine](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/bca/tony-sunshine-21877_bigs_big-pun-loved-the-fact-that-i-could-sing_2680256.jpg)
