But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun…

This is so different you're so different, finally I've realized what I deserve and it's not what I had before.

— Anonymous

Dying for love might be pitiable, but it wasn't much different, finally, from any other kind of dying.

— Richard Yates

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

— Greg Proops

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.

— Teju Cole

“He hit and fatally injured my innocent and unfortunate uncle whose muttered last words in hospital, before his coma became a full stop, were:…

— Iain Banks

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

— Marilyn Manson

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

— Dorothy Parker

The Saint whose water can light lamps, the clairvoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for whom all…

— Thomas Pynchon

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.

— Christine O'Donnell

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.

— Verne Troyer

A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor.

— Harriet Hosmer

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

— Neal Stephenson

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the…

— Karin Slaughter

No one has ever laughed at a pun who did not see in the one word a twofold meaning. To materialists this world is…

— Fulton J. Sheen

We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We wonder at…

— Harriet Hosmer