President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Rather than hearing from the city council president, you'd hear from sources all across the country. — Jack Kelley Copy Share Image
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The typical presidential staff resents the vice-president even more than they do the first lady. — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton'll be Madam President and we'll be in the White House. — Charlamagne Tha God Copy Share Image
John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Consumer: A person who is capable of choosing a president but incapable of choosing a bicycle without help from a government agency. — Herbert Stein Copy Share Image
First, President Reagan was not enthusiastic. But I built up a relationship with him in other areas and then persuaded him that… — Brian Mulroney Copy Share Image
President Obama has lowered taxes more than he has raised them, and they are today lower than they were in President Reagan's… — Eric Alterman Copy Share Image
Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's head before you turn this into a political campaign… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I'm very comfortable with the fact that there's only one person in charge of the Trump administration. It's President Donald Trump. — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
Whatever his private beliefs and religious practice, a president must be the guardian of the laws which ensure America's religious diversity. — Walter F. Mondale Copy Share Image
For people who have for been putting their hard-earned money into the system for years, the president's idea would replace their safety… — Grace Napolitano Copy Share Image
Take the veto. Bush is the first president since James Garfield in 1881 not to veto a single bill. Garfield only had… — Jim Cooper Copy Share Image
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My first company was MicroSolutions. I worked 20 hours a day. I didn't take a vacation for 7 years. I didn't even… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
I don't know General Michael Flynn well, but it's hard for me to believe anybody would allow themselves to be blackmailed by… — Robert M. Gates Copy Share Image
[I am] saddened, saddened, that this president [Bush] failed so miserably at diplomacy that we're now forced to go to war. Saddened… — Tom Daschle Copy Share Image
A shining city is perhaps all the president sees from the portico of the White House and the veranda of his ranch,… — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Well, "The Washington post" three weeks ago had this investigation and they said that President Obama has now raised more money from… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
You know whether you have a real relationship with the president when you know it's real. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I had the flu in New York and pushed the President of the United States off the front pages. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President. — Bill Whittle Copy Share Image
Typically, you get a year in prison for making a threat to assassinate the president. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
President Bush has a track record of making the right decisions when it comes to national security. — Randy Neugebauer Copy Share Image
I respect the fact that Donald Trump always listens. It's how he was in business. It's how he is as president. — Ivanka Trump Copy Share Image
I am not a spokesperson for the church and the church is not a spokesperson for the United States of America. — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
Mission accomplished? The mission in Iraq, as laid out by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, has failed. — Robert Byrd Copy Share Image
In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you! — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
There are a number of people who won't be president in 2009, and Mark Warner is one of them. — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
Mandela once phoned me out of the blue while he was still president, and at first he played with me a bit. — Jonathan Shapiro Copy Share Image
Two people will never be President in my lifetime. A woman and a black. — Charles Evers Copy Share Image
President Obama believes getting along is more valuable than standing firm for U.S. interests. — Richard Grenell Copy Share Image
[ Donald Trump] deference to the president [Barack Obama] whose legitimacy he questioned. — George Stephanopoulos Copy Share Image