Pregnant Quotes · Page 12

The surrogate is feeling pregnant! And a little sick. She thinks it's a girl.

— GloZell

Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.

— Maya Angelou

“Whenever a woman gets pregnant, she literally bets with her life.”

— Dr. Ikechukwu E. Onyekwelonwu

I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels.

— Christina Aguilera

Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.

— Carl Jung

I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother.

— Kim Kardashian

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

— Maggie Scarf

The fact that I'm three months pregnant doesn't change anything.

— Catherine Destivelle

Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant.

— Amit Verma

My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I'm concerned about. People who talk and judge pregnant women's weight…

— Ashlee Simpson

I would have never thought gas, constipation, morning sickness,abdomen pain, getting fat and somebody kicking you all the time could be so…

— Taneisha Kennedy

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.

— Maya Rudolph

I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could…

— Kate Hudson

When someone has a weight problem when they're pregnant, they will struggle before, during and after to lose weight.

— Carnie Wilson

“Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.”

— Erin McCarthy

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh…

— Michael Weatherly

I always worry that people are going to be very confused; sometimes timelines get confused with how movies get made. So when…

— Jenna Fischer

“From the day you know you are pregnant, work at getting an afternoon nap, and continue till you are feeding. It’s not…

— Rujuta Diwekar

I was in New York and I went to a meatball shop with my friend and there was paparazzi there and I…

— Busy Philipps

I did a lot of work with myself over the course of being pregnant and the first few months of being pregnant.…

— Ani DiFranco

Since I've been pregnant, I've lost my taste for fast food. I used to be the biggest McDonald's junkie and now I…

— Holly Madison

After becoming pregnant, I had to makeover my pantry just a little to make the proper adjustments to support the baby. I've…

— Holly Madison

Nothing is so pregnant as cruelty; so multifarious, so rapid, so ever teeming a mother is unknown to the animal kingdom; each…

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

I know being pregnant and giving birth is the most wonderful thing on Earth. I know that after you have a baby,…

— Janine di Giovanni

“Are you okay?” She looked up, her eyes glistening. “I just . . . I . . .” “Hey.” He stood up…

— Maisey Yates

I find it profoundly symbolic that I am appearing before a committee of fifteen men who will report to a legislative body…

— Letty Cottin Pogrebin

“As time passed, I began to get depressed and cried a lot. It was not because of my pregnancy. Praise the Lord,…

— Helen Goldie

I have discovered the most exciting, the most arduous literary form of all, the most difficult to master, the most pregnant in…

— Aldous Huxley

I was pregnant with my youngest child at the time, writing about mass death while I'm growing this precious little life inside…

— Julia Scheeres

i was raped, too sexually assaulted in seventh grade, tenth grade. the summer after graduation, at a party i was 16 i…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer Before all Temples th' upright heart and pure, Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the…

— John Milton

You start doing your research and realizing that the fertility rate for women drops considerably. And you're like, "Oh my God, now…

— Staceyann Chin

When the world is pregnant with lies, a secret long hidden will be revealed.

— Mark Mirabello

When I told my mother I was pregnant, I thought she was going to have a heart attack.

— Claudette Colvin

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

— Busy Philipps

I did think I might be perimenopausal rather than pregnant.

— Denise Lewis

Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.

— Anonymous

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

— Phyllis Diller

True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant.

— Nikhil Saluja

I graduated law school nine months pregnant and didn't take a job.

— Elizabeth Warren