If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“About all I can say about the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There wasn't any Republicans in Washington's day. No Republicans, no Boll Weevil, no income tax, no cover charge, no disarmament conference, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
