We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ten men in or country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So here we are in a country with more wheat and corn and more money in the bank, more cotton, more everything… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics are receiving a lot of attention because we have nothing else to interest us. No nation in the history of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that's selfishness. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
