Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Here is my Farm Relief bill: Every time a Southerner plants nothing on his farm but cotton year after year, and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
These dust storms… Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
