Politics Quotes by Will Rogers

Be a politician; no training necessary.

— Will Rogers

Politics is applesauce.

— Will Rogers

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

— Will Rogers

No party is as bad as its leaders.

— Will Rogers

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

— Will Rogers

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.

— Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

— Will Rogers

I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat.

— Will Rogers

Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.

— Will Rogers

Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking for freedom.

— Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

— Will Rogers

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

— Will Rogers

Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.

— Will Rogers

I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing…

— Will Rogers

The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means.

— Will Rogers

Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it…

— Will Rogers

We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is…

— Will Rogers

You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a…

— Will Rogers

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

— Will Rogers

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is…

— Will Rogers

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

— Will Rogers

Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered…

— Will Rogers

Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em…

— Will Rogers

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half…

— Will Rogers

I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and…

— Will Rogers

Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with…

— Will Rogers

I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all…

— Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party,…

— Will Rogers

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in…

— Will Rogers

Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was…

— Will Rogers

Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for --…

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One wants recovery to start from the bottom, and the other wants it to start from the top. I don't know which…

— Will Rogers

Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call…

— Will Rogers

We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin'…

— Will Rogers

If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear…

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Politics are receiving a lot of attention because we have nothing else to interest us. No nation in the history of the…

— Will Rogers

Here's another way of putting it. Roosevelt wants recovery to start at the bottom. In other words, by a system of high…

— Will Rogers

It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.

— Will Rogers

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

— Will Rogers

In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.

— Will Rogers