Money Quotes by Will Rogers

America has the best politicians money can buy.

— Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

— Will Rogers

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.

— Will Rogers

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

— Will Rogers

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

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Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.

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A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of…

— Will Rogers

That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.

— Will Rogers

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

— Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise…

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Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the…

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Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

— Will Rogers

Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about…

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The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So…

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Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on… They would rather make a speech than a…

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Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in…

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... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or…

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But we can't alibi all our ills by just knocking the old banker. First he loaned the money, then the people all…

— Will Rogers

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people…

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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?…

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We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off…

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The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t…

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So here we are in a country with more wheat and corn and more money in the bank, more cotton, more everything…

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The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal Reserve Bank raises…

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Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker…

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“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”

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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

— Will Rogers

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

— Will Rogers

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

— Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all…

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You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get…

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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.

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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.

— Will Rogers

The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If…

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to…

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The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

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... out here I had been putting what little money I had in Ocean Frontage, for the sole reason that there was…

— Will Rogers