It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There wasn't any Republicans in Washington's day. No Republicans, no Boll Weevil, no income tax, no cover charge, no disarmament conference, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin'… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
