There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
A republican stands up in congress and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat says AND I CAN MAKE… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has… — Lewis Black Copy Share
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of… — Lewis Black Copy Share
“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.” — Lewis Black Copy Share
These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so… — Lewis Black Copy Share
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' — Lewis Black Copy Share
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.… — Lewis Black Copy Share
I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug… — Lewis Black Copy Share
I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it… — Lewis Black Copy Share
If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow… — Lewis Black Copy Share
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black Copy Share
I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't… — Lewis Black Copy Share
Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York. — Lewis Black Copy Share
“At seven p.m., hope is sparked again when some new chirpy airline employee announces that a new plane without that nasty mechanical problem -… — Lewis Black Copy Share
