Plane Quotes · Page 26

I'm not a big fan of Russian airlines where you can tell the plane is about 50 years old.

— Martin Kemp

Rocinante was of more value for a true traveller than a jet plane. Jet planes were for business men.

— Graham Greene

We don't talk about planes flying. We talk about them crashing.

— Tibor Kalman

I'm the worst person to sit next to on a flight because I can't relax.

— Chris McCausland

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

— David Letterman

I took a Fear of Flying class, and I always missed the class, because I was always flying.

— Sara Blakely

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of…

— Todd Barry

I'll tell you what's fun - finding the right stewardess and turning her upside down in the back of a plane.

— Steven Tyler

Jet lag depends on which direction you're going and it can be a little complicated, but there are a few different treatments.…

— Shelby Harris

1. Don't be boring. 2. Be able to pass the airport test; be interesting enough to carry on a 3 hour conversation…

— Michael Bell

Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To…

— George Carlin

I like flying to New York from London. It's like a day off for me. No phone or e-mails. Food, wine, iPod,…

— Ricky Gervais

I have seen things few of my countrymen have. The first time I went on an aeroplane I couldn't work out how…

— Haile Gebrselassie

Airlines the size of British Airways will need the A380 to increase capacity, and the 787 to increase frequency on heavily traveled…

— Richard Quest

My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful to be…

— Travis Barker

When I started working on Southwest Airlines, I kid you not, only people flying on business and very wealthy people ever flew.

— Herb Kelleher

I'm so much more at ease now than when I was flying as Bob. Then, I was OCD about everything, always checking…

— Zoey Tur

My dad was fine about me doing modelling at 16 because I always said school was important to me. I always chose…

— Georgia May Jagger

When you drop your unnecessary things, you finally can swoop and fly in vast space. It is so blue, so bright, and…

— Chogyam Trungpa

For some reason, BASE jumping is misunderstood and our government forbids it and makes it illegal in most every place in the…

— Dean Potter

“when you’re sitting on a plane 40, 000 feet up in the air, looking out the window, dreaming of your future and…

— Nikki Sixx

“An escort from the lounge took us to the plane for the fourteen-and-a-half-hour flight to Los Angeles. As a result of my…

— Graeme Simsion

During my training to become an airline captain, I had to learn how to navigate an airplane over long distances. Flights over…

— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

“pilot announced the problem and added, “There are four of us but only three parachutes. It’s my plane, my parachutes—I have to…

— John Dickson

I had a flight trainer who is one of the biggest and most famous helicopter pilots the world.

— Izabella Scorupco

Usually I'm traveling for tennis, so the most important thing for me is to not get jet lag.

— John Isner

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

— Anonymous

... the best pilots have need of mariners, besides sails, anchor and other tackle.

— Ben Jonson

I had to jump out of a plane! The shoot was for an editorial for a magazine; and it called for skydiving.

— Bridget Hall

Sometimes, an inability to believe in Satan reflects a larger inability to believe in a spiritual plane at all.

— John Ortberg

On a flight of emotion there's wonder and bliss, but beware of a landing that may go amiss.

— Wes Fesler

Flying makes me feel like a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a stack of $20 bills.

— Pancho Barnes

I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey.

— Treat Williams

The pilot is easy. It is 30 minutes, 20 minutes. It is not that much to juggle.

— Harry Elfont

You know you're jet lagged when you sprinkle hot sticky rice on your pasta thinking it was cheese...

— Asa Butterfield

I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly.

— Winston Churchill

I would love to fly privately, but unfortunately, I don't. I don't summer anywhere either.

— Christina Ricci

I would storm the gates of Hell if Third Marine Air Wing was overhead.

— Jim Mattis

So I was smacked up on the Prime Minister's jet – big deal.

— Will Self

Almost all of my business flights are commercial, not private.

— Jesse Itzler