I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers, and the folks that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know Lincoln's famous remark about "God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them?" Well, you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share