I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out… — Robin Williams Copy Share
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if… — Robin Williams Copy Share
