Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I want to get married before I'm 30. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
“Tell your spouse you are trying to make changes and THEN appeal to your spouse to understand you.” — Emerson Eggerichs Copy Share Image
It's hard to be in a car with someone for three or four days. Little, tiny things will start to get on… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
My children range in age from 5 to 31. We adopted the 5-year-old, but people are often impressed with my wife before knowing that. — Kevin Cramer Copy Share Image
“...you have neither wife nor child (without any sexual feeling, she longed to cherish that loneliness)...” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I literally hate everyone who is against gay marriage. Like dude this shouldn't even be a thing. We live in America, let's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man induces his wife to turn suspicious thoughts against her own father, then that is surely cause enough for resentment. — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
People do think you're more intelligent if you have dark hair. But my husband definitely prefers me as a blonde. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. — Ilie Nastase Copy Share Image
A funny thing happened on the way to utopia: We've turned into this surveillance society and become a race of spies, where… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Stop searching for that perfect person you hope for. Stop searching for someone who would meet the standards you set as spouse… — John Yang aka Private83 Copy Share Image
“Rima: "Hey Shiki, won't you be my husband?" Shiki: "sure." Rima: "How rash..." Shiki: "Ehh? Why...? It means that you will be… — Matsuri Hino Copy Share Image
Nations fight against nations, in marriages people fight against each other, children fight against each other. We are in warfare, in a… — Charles Stanley Copy Share Image
“I would like to make arrangements with you--to take her as my wife. Not right away, of course. When she grows old… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Marriage or no marriage, children or no children, life - the real life - is lived in the spirit, and I hold… — Dorothy Whipple Copy Share Image
“They were...no ordinary group, gathering together to kill an evening, to seek refuge from critical husbands and demanding children while idly discussing… — Gloria Goldreich Copy Share Image
You should treat your marriage like a business that you wouldn't want to let fail. — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
Many couples have never learned the tremendous power of verbally affirming each other. — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money. — Robert Sean Leonard Copy Share Image
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
The truth is friendship is every bit as sacred and eternal as marriage. — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“For Sale: Complete set of encylopedias. Never used. Wife knows everything.” — Paul Zindel Copy Share Image
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. — Tertullian Copy Share Image
Money is either the best or the worst area of communication in our marriages. — Larry Burkett Copy Share Image
My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
Darling, do you remember the man you married? Touch me, remind me who I am. — Stanley Kunitz Copy Share Image
