“Let us agree that we are marrying so we can go on quarreling in the greatest comfort and convenience. Oh, please, Althea,… — Patrice Kindl Copy Share Image
Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. — Mae West Copy Share Image
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“It’s important to have a husband that lives and believes the same way you do. Otherwise, you’re asking for problems.” — J.E.B. Spredemann Copy Share Image
I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue… — Ernesto Bertarelli Copy Share Image
People are still people, and they make their decisions based on their life experiences and their beliefs. You really can't divorce the… — Benjamin Walker Copy Share Image
“Warp threads are thicker than the weft, and made of a coarser wool as well. I think of them as like wives.… — Tracy Chevalier Copy Share Image
There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
I ask you, how would you like your mom, your wife, your daughter to spend $100,000 to go to Harvard or some… — Pam Grier Copy Share Image
“Well you know who's whereabouts is rather important to me," Richard said stiffly. and then pointed out, "And I wouldn't have had… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
Me and my wife were interested in avoiding style, in eliminating voice, in getting away from the poetry logics, textures, and propulsions… — Ben Doller Copy Share Image
“I don't keep mistresses; it's far too much trouble. I'm offering to marry you, although I might regret it. And if you… — Yangsze Choo Copy Share Image
“So many men treat their wives badly, or indifferently, or with barely contained impatience. Josh doesn't mind-- no that's not right--he insists… — Lynn Morris Copy Share Image
When I came out, I thought coming out meant giving up a marriage and a family. That was, to me, the most… — Rory O'Malley Copy Share Image
“... he paraphrased his father's favourite saint, Augustine: Lord, make my wife virtuous, but not yet.” — Zin Murphy Copy Share Image
I don't have a college degree. I started working at 19 on a tiny newspaper. I've covered everything from weddings to crime… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
It's easier to get divorced than to engage in the soul-stretching personal growth that is inevitable in marriage — Laura M. Brotherson Copy Share Image
The reality is that my wife would be pretty upset if I went and bought a plot of land somewhere in Outer… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
The character of a woman rapidly develops after marriage, and sometimes seems to change, when in fact it is only complete. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I want to find a wife. I want to find somebody who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. — Colton Underwood Copy Share Image
Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once. — Joyce Cary Copy Share Image
One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“So we fell asleep holding hands. If married couples got to do this all the time, shit if I could understand how… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets Copy Share Image
“one may scarcely find one man among seven women, so many women are there widowed whilst their husbands are alive’.” — Lisa Hilton Copy Share Image
I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. — Brett White Copy Share Image
Understated jewellery is not for me. It's too itsy-bitsy. My husband is lucky, as I've never had a yen for real jewels. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook. BOOKSELLER: The Dinah… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence. — David McCallum Copy Share Image
For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall… — Bible Copy Share Image
“A marriage at the breaking point required a lot of untangling between two people. A lot of talking.” — Linda Barrett Copy Share Image
Men, you have to always remember that you have to make your girlfriend or wife feel sexy. Make her feel special. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Well, my heart finally found a home when I married Connie Smith, and I was tired of feeling bad. And it was… — Marty Stuart Copy Share Image
“When both you and your spouse actively focus on developing godly character qualities, the foundation of your marriage will be twice as… — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
