Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“NO greater love has a husband for his wife than to watch a 2hr documentary on an elite ballet competition.” — Mark Venturini Copy Share Image
I said to the president's wife, Vietnam is the main reason we are having trouble with the youth of America. It is… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
When I do a show, I jot little notes for me to remember, and when the show is done and forgotten, I… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
If I am attached to another person because I cannot stand on my own two feet, he or she may be a… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
A busy schedule can be difficult, but I have the best husband on the planet. He supports my endeavors, and we work… — Jane Leeves Copy Share Image
There, where neither your children nor your spouse shall accompany you, the Name of the Lord shall emancipate you. — Guru Nanak Copy Share Image
My wife came here at age 8 not speaking a word of English and ended up in the president's Cabinet. — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
“I hate fucking pussies like that." Felix reached out and shook Hector's hand. "Good for you, man. I would've cracked him too."… — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share Image
“In Europe, Murrow observed to his wife, people were dying and "a thousand years of civilization [were] being smashed" while America remained… — Lynne Olson Copy Share Image
My wife says I have happy delusions. I'm delusional that way. I just say, 'This is how it's got to be, and… — Theodore Melfi Copy Share Image
“Never do anything irrevocable with a man that you don't want as your husband. You must be sure that you can live… — Melody Anne Copy Share Image
“You can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress. There's always a little corner… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do! I'm half crazy, all for the love of you! It won't be a stylish marriage… — Harry Dacre Copy Share Image
Men often joke about this assignment (I Peter 3:7): 'Who can understand a woman?' God has answered the question loud and clear.… — Stu Weber Copy Share Image
“They're the perfect loving fam'ly, so adoring... And I love them ev'ry day of ev'ry week. So my son's a little shit,… — Brian Yorkey Copy Share Image
My wife has a horror the children will start talking American if we spend too much time out there. — Damian Lewis Copy Share Image
It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place. — Lois Wyse Copy Share Image
“...We'll exchange rings, we'll throw rice. We'll put down roots.' We don't have roots. We're network people. We have aerials.” — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women… — Karla Souza Copy Share Image
My friends, they get married at 15 years old. I saw them with bruises on their faces. I realized this is the… — Sonita Alizadeh Copy Share Image
“Married silence is a specific kind of silence, typically one in which the woman goes mute while the man pretends as if… — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
I love 3-D. I have been a big fan of 3-D for a long, long time. I took my 1988 wedding pictures… — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
Faithfulness to your husband means sticking up for him, always building him up and never tearing him down. — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
Marriage is nothing more than a contract, an unstable association at best - Kalyani Rajalingham — Kalyani Rajalingham Copy Share Image
I think as soon as I hear the word marriage I get cold feet. I think I'm just one of those people. — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
I learned a long time ago that you only have a few friends in this world - your wife and family and… — George Blanda Copy Share Image
The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Proper wedding vows are more a promise of mutually binding future love than a declaration of your present love. — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
I'm washed, I'm forgiven, I'm whole, and I'm healed. I'm cleansed and I'm glory bound. I am only a sojourner on the… — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet… — Mick Ralphs Copy Share Image
A 'guys' night out' for me is... being with my wife! Since I'm at work a lot, I want to be with… — Tony Goldwyn Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere and encourage people to get married to someone of the same gender or to have abortions - the… — Cindy Sheehan Copy Share Image
Marriage is not defined by who is denied it. When gay people share in the freedom to marry, it doesn't change your… — Evan Wolfson Copy Share Image
I look forward the day that I could work on my farm, create music, write books, and be with the wife and… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
“Blood is thicker than water, I know, but it's unnatural stuff to drink so much of. (“The Wife Of Ted Wickham”)” — A.E. Coppard Copy Share Image
I'm fortunate enough to get hair and makeup every day because of what I do, but it's the same, consistent look. Great… — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
Gay and lesbian people have families, and their families should have legal protection, whether by marriage or civil union. — Coretta Scott King Copy Share Image
You've read the Torah, right? So you know the Torah defines marriage as being between one man and one woman. — Josh Mandel Copy Share Image
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