Marriage Quotes · Page 261

Marriage has nothing to do with feelings; it just gives children a name.

— Katharine Ross

This is the way to kill a wife; with kindness.

— William Shakespeare

Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

— H. L. Mencken

for every marriage that is made in Heaven, there is a marriage made in Hell.

— Phyllis Chesler

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

— George Bernard Shaw

If a man marries his housekeeper or his cook, the national dividend is diminished.

— Arthur Cecil Pigou

Nowadays beautiful women are counted among the talents of their husbands.

— Georg C. Lichtenberg

My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.

— Gary Lineker

“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’ll meet you at church, first…

— Jarod Kintz

Obama, congratulations on being the first sitting President to support marriage equality. Feels like the future, and not the past.

— Lady Gaga

As time goes on you are given responsibility and other things to deal with. You become a husband and a father and…

— Mike Ness

She says it's really not very flattering to her that the women who fall in love with her husband are so uncommonly…

— W. Somerset Maugham

I did everything in my power to make divorce easy on my kids, but it's unrealistic to expect they will escape totally…

— Coleen Nolan

My first husband dragged me out of London and made me live in the suburbs in Surrey - not where you want…

— Lisa Jewell

I have an amazing wife, Tia, and an amazing son, Cree, and I'm a family man first and they keep me grounded.…

— Cory Hardrict

“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve already met. What, do you…

— Jarod Kintz

How is it that she [Hillary Clinton] ends up in Arkansas with a philandering husband who makes 25 grand a year as…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Recently, I’ve begun to think of scoliosis as a metaphor for my life. I’ve struggled to please teachers, employers, parents, boyfriends, husbands,…

— Linda Wisniewski

It's a facet of the gay rights movement that people don't think about enough. Why suddenly marriage equality? Because it wasn't until…

— Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Marriage is a lot of things - a source of love, security, the joy of children, but it's also an interpersonal battlefield,…

— Jeffrey Kluger

“Because from what I've seen of marriages and relationships, there aren't any rules. You deal with what comes, like anything else in…

— Kristin Walker

How many times have I heard in France of women who have been married for many years and the husband has had…

— Marilyn Yalom

“Mrs. Tulliver had lived thirteen years with her husband, yet she retained in all the freshness of her early married life a…

— George Eliot

“Trust is fragile. Yet, the forces that crush it are not. Therefore, the person who is willing to extend trust into an…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

Marriage is hard, and it can be tough when you're both actors.

— Sarah Parish

I'm lucky that I have such a hands on husband.

— Tori Spelling

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

— Mae West

Love is the strongest force the world possesses and yet it is the humblest imaginable.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Humility is the marriage bond of Heaven. Pride is the frigidity of Hell.

— Peter Kreeft

You can't turn a hoe into a house wife, I bitch is always a bitch

— Bismark Frimpong

“Comatose, Pa's wife, the slobstress, buried an armchair beneath her bulk.”

— Nick Cave

Since I had been little, everybody wanted me to get married.

— Caroline, Princess of Hanover

I am changing the notion that actresses can’t have happy marriages

— Mercy Johnson

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

— Jay Trachman

I have not one shred of anger in my heart against Netanyahu or his wife.

— Naftali Bennett

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.

— Jay McInerney

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.

— Colley Cibber

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.

— Benjamin Franklin

She that weds well will wisely match her love, Nor be below her husband nor above.

— Ovid

I do not want a husband who honors me as a queen if he does not love me as a woman.

— Elizabeth I