Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 ways to be Best Husband 1. Be honest to her 2. Always Be Available 3. Be her greatest supporter 4. Be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The harmony, the very balance & peace you get in life, when you marry someone you love... You feel like a pure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the end of five years I made supplication to the king to go out of this land, desiring to see my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you the best in your marriage, I have no doubt that you two will be a blessing to each other and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christian idea of marriage is based on Christ's words that a man and wife are to be regarded as a single… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, the Navy wife is unique in that she is a housewife, mother, father, and family manager all in one. She also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cable news network popularly known as CNN, is regarded by many as the strongest and the best television station in the world,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one knows if theyll be happy by getting married to someone. Dont looks for answers. Right and wrong answers coexist in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our love has grown together...When I think of our life together over the years, all the special times and treasured memories, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“her eyebrows lifted and her lips spread and Eddie felt an old, warm feeling he had missed for years, the simple act… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up to the woman you love is an AMAZING feeling.. But, knowing that they are your wife FOREVER.. Is such a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, don't be scared that I have the wedding all planned out already. I've had it planned since I was 7. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you fight like youre married, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves, youre meant to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hope my future wife knows she's getting like a ring pop or something. I'm not spending money on a ring you can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not allowing gay marriage isn't gonna stop people from being gay...with that said, why not let people who are gay be happier… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maintain eye contact when your spouse is talking. That keeps your mind from wandering and communicates that he/she has your full attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but, when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the groom with bride so fair and here's to the bride with groom so rare! Here's to marriage: one soul… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage...is the union of two people of different sexes with a view to the mutual possession of each other's sexual attributes for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you cant handle me in sweat pant then you sure as hell cant handle me in a wedding dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is respect, at her LIPS is Love, CHEEK is Heroism, and NECK is Lust. BUT KISSING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know which is worse - to have somebody you DON'T like ask you to marry him or NOT have some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congrats on your wedding, I hope you and your soon-to-be wife will be very happy together! Best wishes to you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Through the storms of life, may your love for one another be steadfast and strong. Wishing you joy and happiness on your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you abuse your wife or any women for that matter and think you can get away with it, think again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The single most important thing that anyone can do in this world is to marry the right person, in the right place,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
