Waiting till you're in your 30's to get married is a smart move. Men only start growing up when they are nearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is that airports saw more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospital have heard more prayers than the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: [ ] Single [ ] In a relationship [ ] Engaged [ ] Married [ ] Divorced [ ] Waiting for a miracle to happen!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if being gay was a choice... so what? People choose to be assholes and they can get married! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow and always living together as husband and wife. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hope Mr. Rutledge has given assurances that he will be the kind of husband that your happiness requires?” “Well . . .” Poppy paused… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of these teenagers are out hand. Their was time if I acting like that I would get pop in my mouth.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a HUSBAND who sent his WIFE a Rose whenever he was out...One day he died.. Still his WIFE received a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never marry a beautiful woman. Worship them if you must, go to bed with them if you can—by all means, everyone should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you hold a child in your arms, or hug your mother, or your husband, or your friend, if you breathe in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A black male meets a white female and they both get married. But, his privilege protects and benefits him from anything the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Correlation does not equal causality. When two things travel together, it is tempting to assume that one causes the other. Married people,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad treats me like a princess and I will be sure to have a husband that will treat me like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The behavior of some children suggests that their parents embarked on the sea of matrimony without a paddle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy are your wives! Happyare these your servants, who continually attend you and hear your wisdom! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between goals and mission is reflected in the difference between I want to get married and I want to have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes resentment ending in domestic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding day was made that much more special because you were there. Everyone who attended helped to make our dream wedding… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many options for suicide : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, etc… But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You accepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs ago and till now no wedding date. My Dear you are not 'Lord of the Rings'.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with marriage isthat it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be my guest,” she whispered through a tight smile. “If you’d rather be planning a wedding than a militia.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many congratulations on your wedding. It was a great pleasure to witness this special day of your lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im starting to think marriage is dumb. It seems like there's always somebody bragging about what they won in the divorce. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear if the person I marry doesn't tear up and have the biggest freaking smile on there face when I am… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Too many Muslims are involved in marriages that devolve into an empty observation of duties and an equally vacuous demand for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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