Your wedding day is an important milestone in my self-loathing as a single person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you squint just right, weddings look strikingly similar to open-casket funerals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, spouse, lover, and friend. Happy Anniversary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so happy you are getting married. You are going to make the most beautiful bride ever. Wishing you more love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Arranged marriage is like a blind date...except that date is supposed to last for a lifetime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future wife, before you fall sleep, I will hug you and before you wake up I will kiss you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I have asked a crowd of craps To come and waste their timeand ours: perhaps You'd care to join… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A strong marriange rarely has two strong peope at the same time.It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words are just not quite enough today, when your love will light the way, to a wedding filled with joy never ending,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christian idea of marriage is based on Christ's words that a man and wife are to be regarded as a single… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one knows if theyll be happy by getting married to someone. Dont looks for answers. Right and wrong answers coexist in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Married women are just as capable of misery as singles, and single women are just as capable of happiness as married women.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage, which has been the bourne of so many narratives, is still a great beginning, as it was to Adam and Eve,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In a shelter meant for battered women, there were only two reasons a person would decide to leave. One, she had decided… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every successful man is a woman, and it's generally not his wife... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The military is my husband's mistress & sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage bring you a lifetime of happiness and special memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future wife: I must warn you...I was taught how to love...but not how to stop. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
