“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you strip away my flowery language, you’ll figure out I’m really talking about bees.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an example of the word.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Words are all we’ve got. Besides, of course, actions. But you can’t print out and read actions. Actions also don’t carry ideas… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The institution asked me to speak and say a few words. So, knowing a few is three, I said, I love you.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“English is the most dominant language in the world philosophically, culturally, and Jarod Kintzically.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Danger is the most dangerous word, because it encompasses all the dangerous words like gun, killer, etc.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Some words are invisible—namely spoken words—but that only means I read them with my ears. But people are rude, and they often… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In 1,000 pages of Orafoura’s novel, I noticed he repeated one word twice. It really stood out to me. The word? Sit.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to write a universal truism that won’t be blurred by body language, cultural confusion, or translation mishaps, so I want… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up fingers forming a fist and flying at a face.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the wordsmith, because he can influence your emotions and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Words failed me at the precise moment I thought I was passing my vocabulary test, and I can’t tell you how that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The word "the" is 2/3rds he. I'm not being sexist, merely statistical.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to create a word that means “There’s probably a word for that,” but there’s probably a word for that.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean. Meanings of words are slaves that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“To most people, if you’re muttering, you might as well be speaking a foreign language. I should know, because in college I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What does it matter if you can speak two or more languages if you have nothing original to say in any language?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Your words are energy. If you don’t speak them, then you will drink them. Swallow that thought, but do not gargle it. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Word of mouth is often louder than word of hand, although applause can be deafening. I clap like Helen Keller drank coffee—with… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. Even the word “sideways” comes out straight.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-sized punch line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears act like sails and carry the conversation.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photosynthesis to my houseplants.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters, as and is a word that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will taste great in your mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Read people by their surroundings, their personally designed environments. Like external body language, a room and how its arranged tells you things… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
