(...) Since I was a kid." "Which you refer to as 'back when you were happy.'" "Right. — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I was a hyper kid in school and the teacher suggested to my mom she needed to do something with me. — Devon Sawa Copy Share Image
I remember as a kid being scared of the things that go bump in the night, but I was way more scared… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business. He loved it so much. — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want them [kids] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either. — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, I looked up to other people, so I hope that I can inspire little kids. — Laurie Hernandez Copy Share Image
And back then it was a lot more risqué. This one is a lot more for the family and you can watch… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I think about music in the way that I heard music as a kid - like, Oh my god, there's this weird… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
“We must trust that what we're doing has a purpose. We must realize that we're not here to make kids conform or… — Tom Walsh Copy Share Image
“Children have a tendency to behave as poorly as the most poorly behaved kid in the room. The laws of physics dictate… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I can't help but be a different person now that I've had kids. That really does change your whole perspective on life… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
Rich, smart parents tend to have rich, smart kids - not because it's genetic but because they can create a home environment… — George Kaiser Copy Share Image
“There’s something different about her. I realize it’s her breasts—they’re huge. I see that she’s stuffed her bikini top with wet balls… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class. — John Bingham Copy Share Image
I have kids from everywhere, not just Australia, and they want to be like Redfoo. They love Redfoo and I love them. — Redfoo Copy Share Image
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see my kids do the same thing — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Kids won't watch older movies - they want to see what's hip right now. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
The idea that you can contribute is really important, especially for a kid. — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Five years off my life... I wondered with a wry smile, would people be immortal if they didn't have kids? — Malorie Blackman Copy Share Image
I mean, movies are like your kids or your fingers and toes or something, it's pretty hard to pick favorites. — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
The deeds of the children are a testament to the upbringing they received from their parents. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
My parents know that I have always been sort of a dark melodramatic kid, so they were never concerned. — Matt Berninger Copy Share Image
I liked you better when you were this timid little kid. What happened?” “I started living with you guys.” “Oh, right. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I know that what I see in every religious person is not something I want to teach my kids. — Vincent Cassel Copy Share Image
I'm sure all parents think their kids are funny, and I'm sure a lot of kids are, whether their parents are comics… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
We should not be putting kids in cages and hoping that is going to fix their psychological problems of any type. — Maia Szalavitz Copy Share Image
I want to stay involved in athletics; I want to encourage kids to take part and try to grow the sport. — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
I'd do anything to have more kids. But that's probably not gonna happen now. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
Kids need stuff which is different than what their life is that they can kind of live through. — Kathy Valentine Copy Share Image
My kids know they can't make the same mistakes I've made. They've been through a lot with me always being on the… — Prodigy Copy Share Image
There are mothers that feel they made a mistake by having a kid at a very young age and they didn't get… — LeToya Luckett Copy Share Image
You can tell I have kids right? Just so I don't break out into a Barney tune here in three minutes. — Chris Spielman Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you just have no concept of anything other than what you're doing. — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
You don't have a family doctor anymore like you did when you were a kid, who treated you throughout your life. — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
As long as cantankerous old people have existed, they have complained that kids nowadays don't seem to know anything. — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image