Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It's fun to pretend you're a little kid, you get to use your imagination and live in a world that's not real. — Lucy Hale Copy Share Image
I listened to a lot of stories when I was a kid. My mother told me stories, and I loved them. — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
I'm going to lead by example, and when kids have a question I'll answer it. — Chipper Jones Copy Share Image
Here's to the kids who are so good at hiding how they feel they do it without thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
No, that's not true. I didn't see his place that much, but he's a good kid and I had fun playing with… — Patrick Kane Copy Share Image
I try to explain that to my kids - the experience of going to a record store, flipping through racks and finding… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
If I am awarded a pardon for my philanthropic work, great; if not, I will continue to be involved in the community… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I'm thinking about anything and everything. I'm making stuff up in my head, I'm using sense memory. Sometimes when it doesn't come… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
Because of technology today, we expect kids to stay in touch with us too much. I think that's unnatural. We really do… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
Radio is less important than it used to be. Kids are not just hip-hop kids, just punk kids, just pop kids, just… — Colin Munroe Copy Share Image
~My children are my life ... It's not like I don't have my own wants and and dreams anymore - it's just… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
Even though I'm not with their mother, it's important for my kids to see adults in a committed and happy relationship. They… — Michael Strahan Copy Share Image
All this fashion stuff - who's cool now - is just a bigger version of the cool kids versus the nerds. — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
I breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically. — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
I like so many different kinds of music just because all I did was listen to the radio as a kid. — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
The sort of lad I am looking for is a kid who will nutmeg Kevin Keegan in training, then step aside him… — Bob Paisley Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids. — Andrew Gurland Copy Share Image
Learning to drive is a scary thing for a parent. I had to basically lie to get the keys when I was… — Rob Mariano Copy Share Image
There's a greatness in this country many of the kids today don't know. — Jack Scalia Copy Share Image
I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of… — Keith Urban Copy Share Image
10years old kids are now having phones, styles well I guess their minds are 2times their age — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
If you are not able to look after yourself, you are not able to look after your kids. — Tom Fletcher Copy Share Image
There are pockets of liberal, affluent America where parents don't want their kids vaccinated. — Matt Lauer Copy Share Image
Do you light up when your kids are coming in the room or do you become the instant critic? — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
There are a lot of legislators who are afraid that kids will learn science and lose their faith. — Lawrence M. Krauss Copy Share Image
We've shot with babies and kids and it was tough. It's not easy. It looks tangential, but it is not. — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
You can't say one thing and behave another way. Kids learn more from watching you in life than what you say to… — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
Between the kids, the jobs and everything, no matter what color you are, cardio is probably not on the top of your… — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
My kids are more precious to me than anything. I'm with them all day, and I write all night. — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature... But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger! — Bushwick Bill Copy Share Image
When I was young I was one of those kids that got pulled onstage at a Green Day concert. That was pretty… — Matthew Healy Copy Share Image
I've always worked really hard, and the hardest thing I've ever done is have kids! — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
As a little kid growing up in Hollywood, I was called 'a little crazy'. And now I guess I'm still that way. — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
All human stories are interesting. You don't put a kid in a show because you need a device. They have a story,… — Matthew Weiner Copy Share Image