Kids Quotes · Page 16

I'm trying to be the best father and take care of my kids.

— Drew Lachey

Arbitrary benchmarks cheat kids out of a fulfilling education.

— James Dyson

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

— Tommy Chong

Going from one kid to two kids is insane.

— Morena Baccarin

We sing for these kids who don't have a thing.

— Eminem

I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

— Junot Diaz

It is always the secure who are humble.

— Anonymous

I'd do anything to have more kids.

— Alec Baldwin

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in…

— Chris Rock

“Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate. (on the birth of his granddaughter)”

— Herbert Hoover

A lot of people say when you have kids, you slow down. I want my kids to see me race.

— Jacques Villeneuve

I'm yelling 'I'm ready!' to my mom even though I'm still trying to find my stuff.

— Anonymous

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I find time to write the way kids find time to ride their bikes.

— Masiela Lusha

I have high hopes for my kids, and I'll defend them to the death.

— Colin Cowherd

A Lot of Parents will do anything for their Kids... Except let them be themselves...

— Banksy

“Athletes are born winners, there not born loosers, and the sooner you understand this, the faster you can take on a winning…

— Charles R. Sledge Jr

I have a 16 year-old son, so I'm now a soccer mom. I stand on the sidelines and I hear the things…

— Brandi Chastain

My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own -…

— Patton Oswalt

I like big books and I cannot lie. You other readers can’t deny That when a kid walks in with The Name…

— Jim C. Hines

I'm hoping my play opens up conversations, I hope it makes people question textbooks, I hope it makes #OscarsSoWhite and #HollywoodSoWhite question…

— John Leguizamo

As a little girl, I was athletic: 'Oh, mom, look at me. I can do cartwheels.' I was one of those annoying…

— Ashley Leggat

When kids start out in this business and they get success really quickly, they often have no idea why, or how, and…

— Jack Savoretti

I am a struggling writer. A middle-aged man with two little kids and I'm just trying to earn a living. So buy…

— Christopher Darden

I'm just passionately in love with my kids.

— Sheena Easton

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

— David Cross

The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, is gonna be the man of '96.

— Shawn Michaels

Kids are very cruel to each other.

— Natalie Dormer

I've decided to keep working until my last kid is thu college.

— Michelle Singletary

You can't expect kids who don't have enough to eat to do well.

— Suzanne Bonamici

Iced out, lit-up make the kids go. [whistles],

— 3OH!3

My kids and wife love Chicago, especially the kids.

— Yu Darvish

I've always been told I was extremely well-behaved as a kid.

— Prince Andrew

I had four kids, and they were the most important thing to me.

— Jimmy Snuka

My first acting role as a kid was on 'Freaks and Geeks.'

— Lizzy Caplan

After you have a kid you're just so happy to be alive!

— Madeleine Stowe

“I'm looking for kindling kids...don't follow me.”

— Agatha Bobblesbee

We're taking sports too far and starting kids too early.

— Darell Hammond

Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

— Dustin Hoffman

Kids - black kids - are forced to grow up too soon.

— Russell Hornsby